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Rame Head through a Port Hole.

Spanish Ladies

Traditional

Farewell and adieu, to you Spanish Ladies,
Farewell and adieu, to you ladies of Spain;
For we’ve received orders for to sail for ol’ England,
But we hope in a short time to see you again.

(Chorus)
We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true British sailors,
We’ll rant and we’ll roar all on the salt sea.
Until we strike soundings in the channel of old England;
From Ushant to Scilly is thirty five leagues.

We hove our ship to with the wind from sou’west, boys
We hove our ship to, deep soundings to take;
‘Twas forty-five fathoms, with a white sandy bottom,
So we squared our main yard and up channel did make. (Chorus)

We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true British sailors,
We’ll rant and we’ll roar all on the salt sea.
Until we strike soundings in the channel of old England;
From Ushant to Scilly is thirty five leagues. (Chorus)

The first land we sighted was call-ed the Dodman,
Next Rame Head off Plymouth, off Portsmouth the Wight;
We sailed by Beachy, by Fairlight and Dover,
And then we bore up for the South Foreland light. (Chorus)

Then the signal was made for the grand fleet to anchor,
And all in the Downs that night for to lie;
Let go your shank painter, cut loose your cat stopper!
Haul up your clew garnets, let tack and sheets fly! (Chorus)

Now, let ev−ry man drink off his full bumper,
And let ev−ry man drink off his full glass;
We−ll drink and be jolly and drown melancholy,
And here−s to the health of each true-hearted lass.

We’ll rant and we’ll roar like true British sailors,
We’ll rant and we’ll roar all on the salt sea.
Until we strike soundings in the channel of old England;
From Ushant to Scilly is thirty five leagues.

I can’t pretend we met any Spanish Ladies on our two week sojourn in France. Lots of unknown French Ladies and one known Canadian lady and one known English lady. Both friends , both a joy to meet during a relentless heatwave in France.

The points of this sea shanty are the recognisable landmarks as England comes into view after crossing the English Channel. First we recognised the Eddystone Light House, not Dodman point.

I am not sure anyone could recalibrate the lyrics to sing  Eddy-Stone-light-house with the necessary swing required by a shanty.

Let me just say I have sat on both Dodmans Point and Rame Head, so I have some shanty credentials intact or specifically my bottom does.

Miscellaneously I share my birthday with the Eddystone Lighthouse. The joy of blog research keeps on giving.

The joy of arriving in a port five minutes from home cannot be exaggerated.

End of today’s blog plus a little extra.

Here is an audio description of a funny incident on our travels . Not perhaps for the squeamish but funny in its way, but not robust enough for a full blown blog of its own. Puns fully intended.

I was sitting in a town square as a local event was being set up. As with these things the world over, there was a flurry and busyness of plans coming together. The compere or master of ceremonies was testing his public broadcast equipment with a selection of noises and words. He failed to turn off his microphone. Moments later, there were muffled voices and then silence followed by some rhythmic guttural noises , followed by a surprise noise reflecting joy or pleasure. Followed by a deep sigh. Those of us sat in the square, looked around, curiously wondering if we were hearing what we thought we might be?  Eyebrows were raised over our sunglasses, maybe a wry smile before concentrating on our phones or our dogs or absolutely anything but the live broadcast.

Now after two weeks in France I am an old hand at sharing toilet spaces with gentlemen. Weeing for men in France seems to be a largely silent event or maybe a moment for idle pleasantries. It could have been an innocent and much needed micturition. Or maybe not.

Happy Ending

Technical info

We have mostly been off Wi-Fi for two weeks there will be loads of catch up ponderings or as the French would say réfléchir.

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This day in history. I have been blogging for 9 years. Here are some posts from 28 th May for the last 9 years. Only 7 because blogging wasn’t always a daily habit.

The prettiest site for a music festival

Pandemic Pondering #71

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Listed for me just as much as anyone else. This blog is illustrated by the communal yurt at the campsite. I suppose communality is the link word. I write these blogs for my personal pleasure, as a record for my family and to record a normal life in the 21st century. I have chosen to throw them out into the world and a small community has gathered around them.

28th May, not much happened and yet so much happened.

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Lola considering Conleau.

A day at the beach. Not Lola’s chosen way of beach life but with 35 degrees temp out of the shade, what is a furry woman to do but seek out shade and a breeze. Meanwhile her humans enjoyed the spectacular sea pool that Conleau is famous for.

The Conleau Peninsula – Gulf of Morbihan Vannes Tourism https://share.google/aaK1nSZZM4Yc5sTwU

Our last two days in France have been planned with Lola’s needs at the fore. She needs a health check and worm tablet before she can return home. Lola was always Pro- Europe and takes a dim view of the restrictions that those humans who voted for Brexit have imposed upon her travel arrangements. 18 pages of documents and many stamps have replaced a simple pet passport.

Ears and whiskers checked yesterday and she has the final stamp of approval to travel home.

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Farewell to Vannes Life

And back to van life. We are heading  back to Finisterre for Lola to have a health check and worm tablet to allow her back into the U.K.We had hoped that the temperatures would have dropped the further North we travelled but that has been rather over optimistic.So hard to imagine that two weeks ago we were in cashmere jumpers and chenille socks.

Now I have just washed our   summeryist clothes  to wear again tomorrow and we will be sat in our swimmers all evening while things dry, which they certainly will.

Van life it is then  for the next two days. No Wi-fi so simple blogs with one picture.

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Vannes

Word play, the heatwave has made us swap Van Life for Vannes Life. Our two night airbnb just pops its head above the brightly coloured building.

Early morning and late evening walks in this lovely city keep a dog’s paws cooler and her owners very happy. The multi coloured building is a contemporary creative space. Surrounded by arty farty stuff that is right up our rue.

Not that all has gone to plan. Why ever would it.

The early morning walk was supposed to culminate in a visit to an Art Gallery.

To say that we have missed this exhibition because the ambient temperature of the gallery is not working is a huge disappointment. The Gallery is closed until the weekend. For those of you also in the grip of a heatwave I can only offer you this really cool image from outside the gallery

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What to do in a heatwave?

Find a beach?

Actually we found a beach with an old Oak tree. The Oak tree became the saviour of the day.

The perfect filter of heat and sunshine. We had never imagined we could be out in 35 degrees and enjoy a couple of hours of swimming and chilling. Chilling might be an exaggeration but neither us nor Lola overheated. The tree magnified whatever small amount of wind nature was providing and the  dappled shade was fabulous.

The only time we were over warm was when we were swimming . Lola chose not to on this occasion. She preferred the wind in her ears.

The heatwave has changed our immediate plans. Another blog incoming.

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Old hotel, soon to be apartments, Quiberon

I love a dilapidated building and one with such a charming ghost sign is always going to be a winner.

A Sunday with just one plan. To be out and about before most tourists and at the supermarket before a noon closing time. Both achieved but with unplanned complexities,not of our own making. There was a fundraising  race throughout the centre of the town between 11 and 5 closing many streets and footpaths.

Meanwhile there was also a Classic Car event  on roads that circled the town.

A complexity of our own making was the purchase of a heavy set of boules for  family games in the summer.

Gaudy and heavy boules.

In 30 degrees this was quite a shopping undertaking. But we managed to escape the route of the charity event to leave me, Lola and the boule by the roadside to be picked up on our way out of town. But Serendipity was having a laugh at our expense. Moments after I was picked up,we pulled out into a stream of classic vehicles. And so without ever registering as a Classic Vehicle we paraded through the streets of a town high on road racing and Classic cars. There were many places where both events could be viewed almost simultaneously.

It would have been churlish not to wave and unlike many vehicles, in this extraordinary heat,we did not break down.

So on a Sunday, not without a little drama, but also some very cute ghost signs.

Just below the old hotel is a fish sculpture.

Tranquility in a very busy town.

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Quite the unplanned day today. Up early to use a beachside outdoor laundrette. Staggeringly high tech. We loaded our washing and were instructed that a text message would tell us when our washing was done. With a little over an hour to wait we walked to an empty beach, found a bench and read our books.

Not a bad way to get the laundry done and make a plan for the day, hundreds of tourists descended on Quiberon while the washing was doing its thing, we decided to find some calm. We chose the Mediaeval town of Auray for our first destination. High tech to Mediaeval in just over an hour. Auray was virtually empty. Unplanned Auray for tomorrow. Not one but two Saints, one freshly minted in 2025.

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Lamore Plage

Where do old friendships go when life creates a wrinkle in time and place?

Old friendships just wait quietly in the head and heart until another wrinkle pulls the whole thing back together. 

Wrinkles, it seems,are quite the thing. We have both collected some along the way. 36 years since Angela and I met in person,and many years with little contact because life happens, but then the internet happened and reconnections and natterings can begin again.

We trained at the same time in London, lived our twenties in Brighton, a city that was as much fun as any city can be and then life washed us both into the port city of Plymouth. Being used to fun we sought it out, or more likely created it until the tides, or wrinkles, of life set us on the path of a 36 year gap.

Finding the fun in Plymouth.

You know nothing has changed when the same daft stuff makes you laugh.

This gorgeous little wooden boat was built by Angela’s Obstetrician. His hands crafted this boat, but she last saw them wielding a pair of forceps between her knees. Both activities with great outcomes and exactly the sort of thing we would find funny. 36 years apart blinked away by laughter.

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How do you plan the perfect road trip?

Writing this from a road trip seems the ideal location to ponder perfection.

In many respects this will be an anti-perfection ponder. A road trip needs just enough planning to provide a scaffold of ideas that serendipity can build upon. I realise that many people need certainty but we are not those people.

This was the sunset last night at a location we had not expected to visit this year. The Ice Saints brought inclement weather so we headed further south a little earlier than anticipated.

Before this road trip I was unaware of Ice Saints. More on them below.

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2013/may/10/weatherwatch-cold-may-ice-saints?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

My rural childhood had a clothing/weather saying.

” Ne’re cast a clout, ’til May is out”

Don’t get rid of any clothing layers until June.

Last night in a moment of folklore defiance I gave up my socks for camping sleeping. Nothing bad happened.

And that is why perfection on a road trip is not about planning but a lot about Serendipity.